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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:04
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Could Trump’s ‘big beautiful bill’ kill the OFR and accidentally sabotage SOFR? - Financial Times
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
2025 EchoPark Speedway, Lime Rock Park pit stall assignments - NASCAR.com
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Measles vaccination rates drop after COVID-19 pandemic in counties across the US - AP News
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
My son flunked his road test because he was driving a Tesla, dad says - NJ.com
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Can you write a letter to your first love without mentioning his/her name?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Still no good
No way
Which document should be pointed out to a holocaust denier?
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Minecraft's "Vibrant Visuals" update finally has a release date - Eurogamer
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Google Is Now Rolling Out AI Mode In The US - Search Engine Roundtable
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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